what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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