drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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