that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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