she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
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For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
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So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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