I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
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No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
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Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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