I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
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The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
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Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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