Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
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You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
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next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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