wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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