Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
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I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
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TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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