so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
i think im in europe. pls send help
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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