quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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