I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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