This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Barsexuality is the new black.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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