real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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