We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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