Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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