the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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