I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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