honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'm jealous of your bromance
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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