do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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