Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
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My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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