Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
