I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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