She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
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the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
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Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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