would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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