Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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