went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
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Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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