idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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