yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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