Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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