do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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