Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
We named our party play list daddy issues
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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