where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
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It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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