I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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