He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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