No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
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There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
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I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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