That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
You coming home soon, man?
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judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
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i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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