I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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