put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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