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(703): View more from Virginia

maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.

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i did. i'm using it as a microphone.

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(703): maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking. (859): i did. i'm using it as a microphone. http://tfl.nu/mm1q

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(847): View more from Illinois

he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since

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(847): he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since http://tfl.nu/tbwd

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(949): View more from California

I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.

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(949): I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads. http://tfl.nu/gq0b

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.

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(803): I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out. http://tfl.nu/rwiz

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(252): View more from North Carolina

Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder

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(252): Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder http://tfl.nu/zp9e

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(313): View more from Michigan

i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology

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(313): i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology http://tfl.nu/1r1t

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(+52): View more from Mexico

that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.

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(+52): that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time. http://tfl.nu/nkav

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(713): View more from Texas

I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.

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(713): I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups. http://tfl.nu/3y6t

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(330): View more from Ohio

He was the only guy who ever made me cry..

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Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?

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(330): He was the only guy who ever made me cry.. (1-330): Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach? http://tfl.nu/1khh

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(214): View more from Texas

How are ur friends?

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One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car

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(214): How are ur friends? (512): One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car http://tfl.nu/yl37

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(562): View more from California

Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook

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(562): Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook http://tfl.nu/7qsk

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(714): View more from California

I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�

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(714): I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night� http://tfl.nu/0owm

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(616): View more from Michigan

Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.

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(616): Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing. http://tfl.nu/c8zk

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(818): View more from California

So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway

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(818): So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway http://tfl.nu/rhtw

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(850): View more from Florida

Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.

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(850): Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too. http://tfl.nu/dtev

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