I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
as a side note pls kill me
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
