Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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