Having a random hookup so left but love u
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
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he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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