So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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