i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
if only i could text you this smell
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
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i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
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those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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