so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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