so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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