yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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