Only a mothe r could love this liver
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
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I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
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Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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