My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Randomize
