I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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