dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
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also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
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be right there i have to get my cape
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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