If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
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Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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