does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
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The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
my liver is dry heaving
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